Turns out I somehow got the impression it was from him. Turns out I was wrong. I still think parts of the humor in it sound like Phil Laak could have said it. BTW, I just saw the "sperm count" episode of "I Bet You" or whatever the show was. That was hilarious.
I think the old lady is not a horrible person. If all the facts are correct in that story, it sounds like Crew Cut deserved it. Maybe next time he won't whine so much when somebody sucks out on him.