The Jerk's Profile
- Location:
- Where I want to be.
- Favorite Hand:
- Left
- Preferred Game Type:
- The ones I win.
- Favorite Place to Play:
- In the lion's den.
- Favorite Pro(s):
- Paul "Wildchild"
I am the most interesting player in the world. I often win with four of a kind before the flop. Best of all, my mom thinks that I am handsome.