City50 smacks you
Come get smacked
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2009-01-09 07:19:54
What ever!
City50 AA Bert 88.....8 on the flop oh well nice hand Bert What ever! Kyle's friend Mr. K9 this is the best hand Ive seen all nite.....SMD! What ever! AQ vs KJ Kyle wins What ever! City50 out of donkament. Now a comment was made by The Bonkey. The Bonkey said " Roar Roar Hee Haw Hee Haw Roaaaaaaar" which translated to english means i cant belive I dont have a winning picture on the wall at the stable.....and I feel like some fresh salmon in a salad of hay. I simply explained to the Bonkey that we did not have a movie projector to take his picture due to his just above average size. Earlier in the night I survived a bonkey attack his gigantic paws on my shoulders, heavy breathing in my ear, drool and spit, for me a scary as hell moment now for Upspwnge (Fantasy come true!). For those of you who have never had the great expierince of playing at the Stable you dont know what you are missing. We have a man with six dicks (Giggle Giggle), slow rolling lil bitches (The Fugitive) half bear half donkey man (the bonkey) talking birds (Crow),begginers (fremontkyle), pro's such as (City50 Upspwnge Piraz Gordo Parag and many more) we have people who will bad beat you, ( Mark it doesnt matter what cards you have I will beat you and cruch your hope G) Beer and alcohol (which i try my best to consume it all) beautiful women (giggle giggle's wife Parag's friend and the most beautiful girls ALI and EVA!) Sometimes you leave the stable happy having had a great time....other times the other voice in my head has to say put the gun down start your car and drive home, they are all good people!. The stable is like getting super hammered having great sex all nite long then just when your about to bust that happy juice , you throw up and shit yourself because some idiot had K9! Kyle your friend is no longer welcome at the stable thats right watch your back motherfucker you are going down! Just playing dude nice playing with ya come back any time. City50 decided to end his blogs with a quote/metaphor now so here it goes just some random thoughts in the mind of City50.
Homefield advantage - When you have to take a shit, you can shit any where, but shitting at home feels the best! (Plus you can jerk it)
City50 outy 5000!