Well what can I say this week, City50 played perfect and his tourney came down to a coin flip which crippled him against T Gags. Im happy to see that Giggle Giggle took it down you're my boy and you have a HORSESHOE sergically inserted in your ass. I have no stories to tell from the stable but a message for all. I wish you all a very merry christmas and a happy new years. Nothing but love and warm wishes going out to you and yours this holiday season. Just remember that family always comes first and if you are not happy at home you will not be happy anywhere. T Gags, Giggle Giggle, Petey Petey, Hectic and all my boys from the stable, City50 loves you all and again have a merry christmas and SUCK MY DICKS! LOL Take care all see you kids next week. Giggle Giggle the JAGS SUCK go COLTS!

Lets just say when it comes to this topic City50 is a true proffesional and never is a sore looser. Unlike my good friend Giggle Giggle (we call him chochi for short). We are at the stable last nite playing in our weekly donkament. City50 plays a big hand where he limps with KK, has loud mouth T. Fag Gags announce City50's play to the table. Luckily City50's life long friend D-Ray was too distacted by the bottle of Patron Silver we had finished with in the first 1/2 hour of the Donkament. Thanks to (I called in sick on wednesday for "personal" reasons known to his castorian friends as The MEAT.....Bonkey.) D-Ray raises from 5K to 15K. Action folds to City50 who does his best acting job to sell his already exposed hand and shoves all in. Of course D-Ray now knows he is defeated and folds allowing City50 to pick up a 20K pot. (Played to PERFECTION by City50). This short stories leads to our topic.

Not three hand later my good friend Giggle Giggle limps in early position with AA. Now Giggle Giggle has done this many of times in many of Donkaments. ( Usually this play leads to the exit of the donkament for Giggle Giggle, and on ocassion big pots won as well). So any how action folds over to the big blind which happens to be Gee.... Gosh....... I forgot my hat Gordo. Gordo has KJ. Any how the flop comes and of course like clock work K J blank on the flop and Giggle Giggle's ultimate plan to sneak attack a huge pot, runs right into a brick wall layed down by Gordo. Giggle Giggle is crippled from the blow. Comments are made on the limp AA and we find out some very interesting information from our good friend. Giggle Giggle obviously upset cause his AA got Bad Beat? by the big blind (forced action no choice to fold when limped on with AA) by two pair KJ. Now for the Freak of nature part.

For the first time in the world and probably the universe we discovered that a man can have 6..... thats right.... 6 DICKS!. After the AA bad beat? Giggle Giggle and I quote tells the table " Fuck all you bitches! I'm gonna make all you bitches suck all my dicks!" What the FUCK? At this point there was 6 people at the table meaning Giggle Giggle has 6 gigantic dicks that he wanted to force upon us.........As usual City50 picked up on this statement and thats our blog kids. I have to admitt I can not compete with 6 dicks nor would i want to try. Needless to say the 6 headed monster never came out of the cage and shortly after Giggle Giggle was knocked out of the donkament. City50 was as well. City50 and Giggle Giggle jumped in City50's pony and went home.....(and NONE of the 6 monsters tried to attack City50.) See you next week kids.

You know that feeling you get when you have sat at a table with 8 other people for hours and you finally get it down to three people when the stable is paying top 2. Well I know how that feels. I also know how it feels to be bubbled out by a donkey (T. GAGS). Oh we would have got it all in any way with your KJ vs my A5..............BuuuuuuuuuuuullShiiiiit! for you to treat me like that is like a slap in the face. Learn how to fold a hand would you please! Let me break it to you slowly so you can understand this.......I crush 5'2 little pony playing bitches like you all the time. I seriously think you need to read a book on how to play this game called poker. You are the biggest NIT in the world with your standards raises and your poker jabs...ALL IN, UTG, CUT OFF, POSISTION, POT ODDS, well here is a perfect one for you......SMD! (easy to figure it out kids). You wanna be poker pro......wake up and smell the City50 Smack! You are a flea and thats right I am that big dog! I hope you are using your hooked on phonics I bought you last Xmas to read this blog. Any how this whole entry is false but I had fun typing it. I hope you feel real good about your last win cause I gunnin for you thursday son.....nothing but love see see you thursday!

City50 in a hand with a one armed kid who knows poker well and should have known better than to slow roll a poker player like City50.

The one armed man (The fugitive) limps in early position. City50 limps in next with A9 off. Flop comes 10 9 2 with two clubs. The fugitive bets with City50 calling. Turn the A of clubs giving City50 Aces up. The fugitive bets again. City50 smelling a possible flush makes the call. The river is a 2. The kid bets 6k into 12k pot. City50 anounces that he is beat and believes The fugitive has the flush and City50 calls. (Now you can say ....well if you thought he had a flush why call? I drink alot when i play so there is your answer!) City50 exposes his hand and The fugitive takes his sweet ass rime to turn over his hand. The fugitive shows a 9 of clubs the slowly turns the Q of clubs for the Q high flush and the winning hand. City50 expressed is feelings about the slow roll and the night went on and the Fugitive ended up yaking the Tourney down. Good for the kid he does play well but the next time you slow roll City50........Lets just say we will have to change your nickname son!

City50